Hold that pose

I don’t want to talk about why I was looking at mannequins online, but I do want to talk about this:





AGGGHHH! Why is that even an option? This was just chilling in the photo montage with all the other mannequin busts, bosoms and bodies on the splash page of the mannequin site… and I thought surely, surely I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance to Obama here. And sure enough, when I right-clicked that baby to make him mine, he was called “Obama fiberglass head.”

I’ve put at least a good three minutes toward it, and still can’t understand what this would be used for. Maybe put it on your mannequin in the window of a suit shop? So dudes will think the President shops there?

All I can say is, oh my.